{"id":3000,"date":"2015-07-31T21:02:43","date_gmt":"2015-07-31T21:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pkjj.org\/?p=3000"},"modified":"2015-07-31T21:02:43","modified_gmt":"2015-07-31T21:02:43","slug":"jo-sims-of-late","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/?p=3000","title":{"rendered":"Jo-sims of late&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once after Jo fell and another time when I dropped a plastic jar of peanut butter, Jo said, &#8220;I think gravity did &#8216;at.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Jo, singing the Spider Man theme song, but instead of saying &#8220;Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can&#8221; she sings &#8220;Boba Fett, Boba Fett, Booooooba Fett&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier today she told me that when she got to be really, really big she was going to be a mommy-librarian just like me with a hair cut just like me. She would drink coffee just like me and sleep in the big bed with me and all of her owls. She is going to grow a baby in her tummy whose name will\u00a0be Maple. Maple will love books and she will go and volunteer at the library with me. Maple\u00a0will be a nice baby and she will read books to her every night. \ud83d\ude00 &lt;3<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once after Jo fell and another time when I dropped a plastic jar of peanut butter, Jo said, &#8220;I think gravity did &#8216;at.&#8221; Jo, singing the Spider Man theme song, but instead of saying &#8220;Spider man, Spider man, does whatever a spider can&#8221; she sings &#8220;Boba Fett, Boba Fett, Booooooba Fett&#8221;. Earlier today she told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"no"},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3000"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3001,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3000\/revisions\/3001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3000"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3000"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3000"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}