Jo, running out of the bathroom: “Mommy, I did all of the bathroom things. I even washed my hands already!”
\nMommy: “Awesome!”
\nJo: “I’m sorry.”
\nMommy: “Why, Jo?”
\nJo: “My poop looked like a butterfly but I covered it up with toilet paper.”<\/p>\n
I think she was sorry that I wouldn’t get to see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Jo, running out of the bathroom: “Mommy, I did all of the bathroom things. I even washed my hands already!” Mommy: “Awesome!” Jo: “I’m sorry.” Mommy: “Why, Jo?” Jo: “My poop looked like a butterfly but I covered it up with toilet paper.” I think she was sorry that I wouldn’t get to see it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3045"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3046,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3045\/revisions\/3046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}