{"id":5903,"date":"2017-03-02T18:23:34","date_gmt":"2017-03-02T18:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pkjj.org\/?p=5903"},"modified":"2017-03-02T18:23:34","modified_gmt":"2017-03-02T18:23:34","slug":"jack-immediately-covered-his-ears-when-i-had-ted-cruzs-outgoing-voicemail-message-on-speaker-phone-same-buddy-%f0%9f%93%9e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/?p=5903","title":{"rendered":"Jack immediately covered his ears when I had Ted Cruz&#8217;s outgoing voicemail message on speaker phone. Same, buddy. &#x1f4de;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><img src='https:\/\/scontent.cdninstagram.com\/t51.2885-15\/sh0.08\/e35\/17076429_401819776849190_6475694562101690368_n.jpg' style='max-width:600px;' \/><\/p>\n<div>via Instagram http:\/\/ift.tt\/2lYXc8H<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via Instagram http:\/\/ift.tt\/2lYXc8H<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,11],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5904,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions\/5904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pkjj.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}